Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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