physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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