Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
You coming home soon, man?
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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