Quick, to the slutcave!
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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