I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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