we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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