He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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