I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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