I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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