Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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