I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i just made my gag reflex go away.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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