Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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