You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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