can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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