You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
