He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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