Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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