you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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