So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i just had sex bonerless
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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