Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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