My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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