You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It's blow job season.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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