it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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