There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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