WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
