all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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