Are we in a gay sports bar?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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