Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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