omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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