Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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