Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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