yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
