But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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