pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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