first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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