were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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