doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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