dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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