ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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