so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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