Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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