3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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