I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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