did you get engaged???
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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