Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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