xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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