if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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