God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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