butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
