yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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