So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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